Hilarious: Can you believe what people ACTUALLY search for on Google!

New Delhi: Want to know something? Just Google it! Well, most people these days turn immediately to Google when they need to find the answer to something. Therefore, Search Factory, an Australian-based SEO company, used Google’s Keyword Planner Tool to gather these stats on the crazy stuff people actually search for on Google. The results, we must say, have been very interesting. People have searched things like ‘How to win the lottery, how to use Google, and many more such weird stuff. “How to hide a dead body” – 1000 average monthly searches “How to get away with murder” – 1900 average monthly searches “Lady Gaga naked” – 135000 average monthly searches “Is Lady Gaga a man” – 18100 average monthly searches "Lady Gaga naked" has 135,000 average monthly searches, while "Is Lady Gaga a Man" got 18,100 average monthly searches. Either people are so gaga over Gaga or they are not and seem to be finding loopholes to put this woman down. “How to ask a guy out” – 14800 average monthly searches “How to mend a broken heart” – 9900 average monthly searches Dating searches are ordinary, but still it's interesting that people are really taking their dating problems over Google and searching for answers. "How to ask a guy out" won the hearts of 14,800 average monthly searches, and "How to mend a broken heart" reached 9,900 average monthly searches. According to Search Factory, the figures were done a week before Valentine's Day. “Is Santa real” – 60500 average monthly searches Hello, search Santa over Google? Why not, 60,500 average monthly searches accounted for it. Don't forget to ask Google, too, if you've been naughty or nice before Santa comes this Christmas. “Why do men have nipples” – 1800 average monthly searches Those nipples aren't made for milk sucking, so probably that's why people are asking, "Why do men have nipples?"-and that 18,000 people on average monthly searches have a point. Why do men really have one, um, we mean two?

“How do I use Google” – 1000 average monthly searches “How do I Google something” – 4400 average monthly searches These searches are so cracked up: "How do I Google something?" with 4,400 average monthly searches and "How do I use Google" with a thousand searches.

“I hate my job” – 2200 average monthly searches “How to win the lottery” – 40500 average monthly searches They hate their jobs so much that they turned to Google on how to win their luck in lottery and get the guts to finally ditch such life in the wrong lane possibly. Google shows that "How to win the lottery" has 40,500 average monthly searches, and "I hate my job" has 22,000 searches. If one of the searchers even wins the lottery, we think Google should get a commission for that.

“How to have an affair” – 5400 average monthly searches “Why did I get married” – 40500 average monthly searches Many married people might have been so screwed up with their marriages that the only consolation they could give themselves for getting hitched is to search for answers on "Why did I get married?" which has 40,500 average monthly searches by the way. Now, of course, it makes sense why these possibly screwed-up couples would ever want to search "How to have an affair" on Google, which has 5,400 average monthly users.

“Cat dating” – 110 average monthly searches “How to make my cat love me” – 390 average monthly searches The search phrase "How to make my cat love me" got 390 average monthly searches, while "Cat Dating" has 110 average monthly searches.